Penis University T-shirts, Mugs and more

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Life is too short to be boring, so add a little spice to your morning routine with this cheeky Rainbow Floral Penis Pattern mug. Perfect for sipping on your favorite beverage, this mug screams naughty yet nice with its colorful floral genital illustrations. Representing love in all its forms and colors, this mug brings an optimistic and fun feel to any kitchen. No matter what mood you're in, it'll be hard not to smile with this mug in your hand. So whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or hot cocoa, this mug will bring a little joy and laughter to your day. And if anyone asks about your mug, just tell them it's a subtle expression of your appreciation for art, nature, and the human body. Add some flair to your life with the Rainbow Floral Penis Pattern mug today!

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Oh wow, that's pretty, the typography, wait what does it say???.....oh penis. Fun. Show off your sassy sarcastic vibes the irony in the typography.

Dream school? How about wet dream school, Dick University?? In Penis Confidimus - check out that beautiful shaft, oh I mean shield...

Dream school? How about wet dream school, Dick University?? In Penis Confidimus - check out that beautiful shaft, oh I mean shield...

Dream school? How about wet dream school, Dick University?? In Penis Confidimus - check out that beautiful shaft, oh I mean shield...

Dream school? How about wet dream school, Dick University?? In Penis Confidimus - check out that beautiful shaft, oh I mean shield...

Dream school? How about wet dream school, Dick University?? In Penis Confidimus - check out that beautiful shaft, oh I mean shield...

Dream school? How about wet dream school, Dick University?? In Penis Confidimus - check out that beautiful shaft, oh I mean shield...

Looking for a new french toile pattern necklace? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking to add a touch of humor to your morning coffee routine? Look no further than the Floral Penis mug! This tongue-in-cheek design features a delicate floral pattern infused with a hefty dose of irreverence. Perfect for giving your coworkers something to snicker about during your Zoom meetings, this mug is a guaranteed conversation starter. And if your mother happens to catch a glimpse of your new favorite mug, well, let's just say it'll be a memory you won't soon forget. So why settle for a plain old coffee mug when you can add a touch of whimsy to your day with the Floral Penis mug?

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Rep your Alma Mater in style with this Twerk University tank!

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your socks? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Represent the Alma Mater of your gaming expertise with this university parody, nerdy, video game, gamer, college inspired, University of Hyrule blanket! Show off your love for the Legend of Zelda!

Show your love for space and the earth with this astronomy themed design! Travel the universe from the comfort of this planet with tiny shooting stars and compass lines with this miniature galaxy. Great for space enthusiasts or earthbound dreamers wishing for intergalactic travel. Goes great with Earth and Stars Design from Tiny Universe set!

Represent the Alma Mater of your gaming expertise with this university parody, nerdy, video game, gamer, college inspired, University of Hyrule t shirt! Show off your love for the Legend of Zelda!

Represent the Alma Mater of your gaming expertise with this university parody, nerdy, video game, gamer, college inspired, University of Hyrule t shirt! Show off your love for the Legend of Zelda!

University of Tequila. This is the perfect college parody design to wear at that kegger coming up. Be proud of your party school antics with this tequila lover's, party, drinking, university shirt!

University of Vodka. This is the perfect college parody design to wear at that kegger coming up. Be proud of your party school antics with this vodka lover's, party, drinking, university shirt!

University is always stressful especially with wide spread eldritch horrors that permeate literally every dark corner of human existence. Navigate school with this pillow featuring the crest of your new school- Miskatonic University with studies in the Cthulhu Mythos.

University is always stressful especially with wide spread eldritch horrors that permeate literally every dark corner of human existence. Navigate school with this tote bag featuring the crest of your new school- Miskatonic University with studies in the Cthulhu Mythos.

University is always stressful especially with wide spread eldritch horrors that permeate literally every dark corner of human existence. Navigate school with this t shirt featuring the crest of your new school- Miskatonic University with studies in the Cthulhu Mythos.

University is always stressful especially with wide spread eldritch horrors that permeate literally every dark corner of human existence. Navigate school with this t shirt featuring the crest of your new school- Miskatonic University with studies in the Cthulhu Mythos.

University is always stressful especially with wide spread eldritch horrors that permeate literally every dark corner of human existence. Navigate school with this t shirt featuring the crest of your new school- Miskatonic University with studies in the Cthulhu Mythos.